A lovely little mix of crap that nobody would ever need but most
sane people lunatics would want. I don’t go to Walgreen’s for anything except these 99 cent Arizona teas which are sometimes on sale for 50 cents each. This kind in particular if you must know.
However, every once in a while they have toys or other random things that didn’t sell to expectations or the shelves need to be cleared to make room for newer stuff. These unloved/last season toys or products are marked down and made affordable to people like me. So in the coming weeks here are a few Ninja Turtles toys from the summer that may or may not become affordable for lower level cretins such as myself.
Chalk with holders shaped like your favorite turtle’s weapon of choice. I can’t imagine Walgreen’s selling many of these in November or other winterish months. So I look forward to buying them for anywhere from $.50-$1 each.
“Contains 1 Swim ring” Also, they provided some instructions: “Splash Around!”Holy Post Apocalypse Batman, this swim ring comes with a repair kit!!!
“Easy to fill” and easy to sell at a dollar store. Two dollars is a little bit steep. If Walgreen’s allowed haggling I would most likely get it down to at least a dollar-fifty. I’m hypothetically good like that.
Inflatable TMNT Chair:
Yeah, if they get slapped with that orange and white clearance sticker…That’s a purchase!
TMNT Ball Hopper:
Just the idea of sitting on this toy makes me think about poor Piggy and his damnable Ass-Mar.
Um, I should just go ahead and get all these. Yeah that is exactly what needs to happen.
What are you talking about? It’s not weird at all for a grown ass man with no kids to buy coloring books. Weirdo.
TMNT Flashlight Projector:
Classic TMNT Pilows!!!:
Yeah, I have no idea either.
Flashing TMNT Cup:
Even though I know for sure I have no use for a flashing cup, I can’t help but try to rationalize it in my head. I hope I never see it again, because I don’t think I’m strong enough to pass it up again.
Bonus non-Walgreens TMNT and others:
Wow, Patrick, Sponge Bob, and Raphael piggy banks, my heart skipped a beat. How ironic, not enough money to buy a piggy bank. Or more specifically all of them. I didn’t have the heart to split them up, they looked to happy together:
What a minute whats this?
Sais that he couldn’t reach let alone use properly. Is this what people call “cute”? If it is, I need all of the so-called “cute” that is available in the entire world.
Until next time,